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I tottered, giggling nervously, from a terrifying, harness free spin on a juddering big wheel that I noticed the sheet laid out on the dry mud. Crouched on it was a man offering temporary tattoos. Now, I have always hated tattoos. I live in fear of my children getting some ugly doodle etched into their perfect skin. Thats why I thought it would be so funny to surprise my wife, Bee, with a fake one. How about a heart with her name in it for her birthday I said. I promise I hadnt had anything to drink. From Our Own Correspondent has insight and analysis from BBC journalists, correspondents and writers from around the world. Listen on i. Player, get the podcast or listen on the BBC World Service, or on Radio 4 on Thursdays at 1. Saturdays at 1. 1 3. BSTThey wash off, yes I asked the tattoo man. Yes, yes, yes, he said. Temporary, yesYes, yes, yes. Not real tattoosYes, yes, yes. I felt the chrome nozzle of his little machine. I couldnt feel a needle. He showed me a pot of ink. Well, youd need ink for a temporary tattoo, wouldnt youI pointed to a heart on one of the laminated sheets with pictures of his craft, and then at the letters B, E, E. Yes, yes, yes, he said and took my arm firmly. Before I knew it, he was already at work, and heres the thing it didnt hurt. Everyone I know who has ever had a tattoo says it hurt. All I felt was a prickle. That said, it did worry me, but by then the tattoo man had already inked out a rough heart and I do mean rough in the middle of my upper arm. Ink Formulation Crack. It must have taken all of 3. He started on the letters. First an L. Hold on a secondThen a smaller heart an O. Now I was really worried. I tried to pull my arm away. No, no, no, said the tattoo man, pulling back. With a sharp tug I got my arm free and wiped in desperation at the ink. But beneath my fingers I could feel my skin was slightly raised. The blue black ink didnt even smudge. What have you done my wife wanted to know when we found her in the crowd and showed her my arm. My daughters were doubled up with glee. Who wouldnt laugh when your dad has just got himself a tattoo by mistake Image copyright. Leonie Broekstra. Image caption. Justin Rowlatt and his wife Bee. The first fireworks exploded in the sky. Ravana was about to be put to the torch. I was already rushing for the exit. There must be a way to get rid of this thing, I told myself. There wasnt. And heres some advice you probably dont need never follow home tattoo removal instructions from the internet. Flushing it with gin the only alcohol to hand didnt make any difference. Salification literally rubbing salt in the wound didnt work either. Nothing worked. I now have a white scar as well as a cheap tattoo. My wife was more worried about the risk of blood borne infection, which is how I came to be sitting in front of a doctor in one of Delhis hospitals. So how risky is a street tattoo like this, I wanted to knowOh, infection is very, very, very common, he told me with a huge smile. He said as well as hepatitis B and C, there was also the risk of HIV. Really I asked. Oh, this is a very, very, very common way to get HIV. I see it all the time. All the time, he said, apparently delighted. Two weeks later, the results of the blood test came through. It was clear. I have booked another test to make sure that is still the case. The tattoo, however, isnt going anywhere. Ugly as it is, Im keeping it a permanent reminder to be less impetuous. Join the conversation find us on Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat and Twitter.